Find Out What Your Voicemail Is Costing You — This Weekend
A 60-hour AI admissions test that covers your after-hours calls Friday night through Monday morning — and delivers a full results report by 8 AM Monday.
No contract. No IT project. Live by Friday.
Order by Wednesday 5 PM for this weekend
Orders placed by Wednesday at 5 PM launch that weekend. Orders after Wednesday launch the following Friday.
The calls you don't know you're missing
Every weekend, families search for senior living and start calling communities. They're not shopping on Monday morning. They're sitting at the kitchen table Saturday afternoon, finally ready to have the conversation they've been avoiding.
And when they call your community after 5 PM on a Friday — what do they get?
Most luxury communities — the ones charging $7,000, $8,000, $10,000 a month — still send those calls to voicemail.
The families don't leave a message. They call the next community on their list. And the community that answers first is the one that books the tour.
You don't see this in any report. There's no line item for “calls that went to voicemail and didn't come back.” The revenue just doesn't appear — not as a loss, but as an absence.
73%
of senior living inquiries happen outside of standard business hours
Communities running the Weekend Safety Net book an average of 2–3 tours per 60-hour window from calls that would have otherwise hit voicemail.
Here's exactly what you get
Sloane configured for your community
We set up Sloane using your community's care levels, pricing range, availability, and calendar scheduling link. She answers in your voice — not a generic AI voice. Setup takes under 48 hours from intake form submission.
60 hours of live after-hours coverage
Friday at 5 PM through Monday at 8 AM. Every call that comes in after hours can be routed to Sloane. She answers, qualifies, and books confirmed tours directly onto your calendar. Your team handles nothing until Monday morning.
Full Monday morning results report
Every call answered. Every tour booked. Every inquiry that expressed current need. Every contact that needs a follow-up flagged. A complete picture of your weekend call volume — and what came from it.
No ongoing commitment
The Weekend Safety Net is a standalone service. You're not signing up for a monthly subscription. You're running one test, with real data, on your real community. What you do with that data is entirely your call.
From intake to live in under 48 hours
01
Complete the intake form
10 minutesTell us your community name, care levels, pricing range, availability, and calendar link. That's everything Sloane needs to go live.
02
We configure Sloane
24–48 hoursOur setup team builds a Basic Voice Brief for your community and configures Sloane's qualification criteria, tone, and tour booking flow.
03
Test the number
ThursdayWe send you a forwarding number. Route your after-hours calls to it. You can call Sloane yourself to hear exactly how she sounds before Friday.
04
Go live
Friday 5 PMEvery after-hours call routes to Sloane. She handles every inquiry. You don't touch the phone until Monday.
05
Receive your results report
Monday morningFull breakdown of call volume, conversations, tours booked, and follow-up opportunities. Read it over coffee.
Your weekend, measured and delivered
By 8 AM Monday, you have a complete picture of every call Sloane handled over the weekend — who called, what they needed, and what happened next.
Tours booked are on your calendar. Families that need human follow-up are flagged. Calls that were out of scope are noted. Nothing falls through.
Most communities are surprised by how much was happening on weekends that they never knew about.
What we hear most often — answered directly
Communities running the Weekend Safety Net book an average of 2–3 tours per 60-hour window.
“We expected a quiet weekend. Monday morning we had three new tours on the calendar from families I had no idea called. That was the moment it clicked.”
— Executive Director, Assisted Living Community, Pacific Northwest
“The families couldn't tell it wasn't a human. One of them specifically said how helpful the person she spoke with was. That was the proof I needed.”
— Admissions Director, Memory Care Community, Southeast
Find out what your weekend is worth.
The Weekend Safety Net is $297. It runs this weekend. By Monday morning, you know whether your after-hours calls are costing you residents — and exactly how many.
If the weekend produces tours, you'll know what full deployment looks like.
If it doesn't surface significant call volume, you'll know that too.
Either way, you know more on Monday than you knew on Friday.
Act like a family exploring senior living for a loved one — or ask Sloane directly about the Weekend Safety Net. She'll answer.
Weekend Safety Net is a one-time service. No subscription, no contract, no automatic renewal. Intake form must be submitted by Wednesday at noon for Friday launch.