Find Out What Your Voicemail Is Costing You — This Weekend
The full Sloane — configured for your community and live on your real line from Friday at 5 PM through Monday at 8 AM. Not a demo, not a stripped-down trial. Full results report by 8 AM Monday.
No long-term contract. No IT project. Live by Friday.
Order by Wednesday 5 PM for this weekend
Orders placed by Wednesday at 5 PM launch that weekend. Orders after Wednesday launch the following Friday.
The calls you don't know you're missing
Every weekend, families search for senior living and start calling communities. They're not shopping on Monday morning. They're sitting at the kitchen table Saturday afternoon, finally ready to have the conversation they've been avoiding.
And when they call your community after 5 PM on a Friday, what do they get?
Most luxury communities, the ones charging $7,000, $8,000, $10,000 a month, still send those calls to voicemail.
Some of those families leave a message. Others just call the next community on the list. Which is which, honestly, nobody knows: no study has ever counted what a family does after the beep. What is not in question is simpler. The community that answers is the one that books the tour.
You don't see this in any report. There's no line item for “calls that went to voicemail and didn't come back.” The revenue never shows up as a loss. It shows up as an absence.
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hours a week nobody is in your admissions office, if you staff it nine to five. The weekend is the biggest unbroken block of it.
The Founding Partner Weekend puts the full Sloane on your real line from Friday 5 PM to Monday 8 AM. Monday morning you get a report of every call she caught. Not a projection of what you might be missing. The actual calls, on your actual number.
Here's exactly what you get
Sloane configured for your community
We set up Sloane using your community's care levels, pricing range, availability, and calendar scheduling link. She answers in your voice — not a generic AI voice. Setup takes under 48 hours from intake form submission.
60 hours of live after-hours coverage
Friday at 5 PM through Monday at 8 AM. Every call that comes in after hours can be routed to Sloane. She answers, qualifies, and books confirmed tours directly onto your calendar. Your team handles nothing until Monday morning.
Full Monday morning results report
Every call answered. Every tour booked. Every inquiry that expressed current need. Every contact that needs a follow-up flagged. A complete picture of your weekend call volume — and what came from it.
Founding partner terms
This is the full Sloane, not a stripped-down trial — the same configuration a paying community runs. Your $297 covers her setup and the weekend live on your line. Keep her Monday and it credits toward your first month. Walk away Monday and you keep the report and owe nothing further.
From intake to live in under 48 hours
01
Complete the intake form
10 minutesTell us your community name, care levels, pricing range, availability, and calendar link. That's everything Sloane needs to go live.
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We configure Sloane
24–48 hoursOur setup team builds a Basic Voice Brief for your community and configures Sloane's qualification criteria, tone, and tour booking flow.
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Test the number
ThursdayWe send you a forwarding number. Route your after-hours calls to it. You can call Sloane yourself to hear exactly how she sounds before Friday.
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Go live
Friday 5 PMEvery after-hours call routes to Sloane. She handles every inquiry. You don't touch the phone until Monday.
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Receive your results report
Monday morningFull breakdown of call volume, conversations, tours booked, and follow-up opportunities. Read it over coffee.
Your weekend, measured and delivered
By 8 AM Monday, you have a complete picture of every call Sloane handled over the weekend — who called, what they needed, and what happened next.
Tours booked are on your calendar. Families that need human follow-up are flagged. Calls that were out of scope are noted. Nothing falls through.
Most communities are surprised by how much was happening on weekends that they never knew about.
What we hear most often — answered directly
We're taking five.
Sloane is new, and the communities who go first are worth more to us than the setup money. So the first five run the full weekend for $297, and in exchange we ask for what we can't buy: a case study after sixty days, two reference calls, and permission to use your community's name.
That's the whole trade. Not a discount — an exchange. Your monthly rate is the same one every community after you will pay, and it's locked for as long as you stay.
I set her up myself
Not a setup team. I build your Truth Folder, configure her, and listen to the first calls with you.
My direct line
Not a support queue. If something goes sideways at 2 AM with a family in crisis, you call me.
First in the queue
Two communities go live per weekend. Founding partners pick their weekend before anyone else.
A say in what she learns next
The roadmap is still soft. What your admissions team needs is what gets built first.
None of that is a discount, and none of it survives scale — at forty communities I physically can't do it. That's the real reason to be early. We install two per weekend, which is also why the Wednesday cutoff exists.
Know your monthly before Monday.
If you keep Sloane, this is what she costs. We would rather you see it now than find out after the weekend.
Your monthly is set by community size. Enter yours to see it.
Enter your size to unlock your price
One flat rate, sized to your community. No number shows until yours does.
Find out what your weekend is worth.
The Founding Partner Weekend is $297. It runs this weekend. By Monday morning, you know whether your after-hours calls are costing you residents — and exactly how many.
If the weekend produces tours, you keep her and she never stops running.
If it doesn't surface significant call volume, you'll know that too.
Either way, you know more on Monday than you knew on Friday.
Don't take our word for any of it. She answers for a made-up Newport Beach community, so you're not tying up anyone's real line — call her, act like a family exploring senior living for a loved one, and try to break her.
Month-to-month after the weekend, a 60-day money-back guarantee, and nothing renews on its own. Intake form must be submitted by Wednesday at 5 PM for Friday launch.